Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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