Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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