Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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