I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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