I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Your cock deserves a montage
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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