Farmville is her only friend.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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