you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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