K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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