we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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