Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
