Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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