my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
