im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
