I must be too annoying 4 u.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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