On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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