So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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