I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
