If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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