let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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