Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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