My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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