First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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