the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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