Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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