I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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