Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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