Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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