he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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