You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
honey bunches of taint.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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