Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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