Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
My orgasm happened in two different decades
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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