Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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