i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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