okay pat passed out under dana's car
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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