a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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