Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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