great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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