but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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