I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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