idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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