Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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