; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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