In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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