Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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