I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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