I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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