my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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