Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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