Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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