You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
